In an unexpected plot twist that you probably couldn’t make up, Vice President Kamala Harris is teaming up with Liz Cheney, the Republican equivalent of a unicorn, to wow the crowd—or at least some disgruntled Republicans—in three make-or-break states. In a time when people can’t decide if pineapple on pizza is a genius idea, Harris is trying to woo voters who would rather eat glass than vote for Trump. Who knows, maybe Cheney’s magical anti-Trump dust will work wonders and get those silent Republicans to vote blue with a whisper of regret.

Cheney, who’s about as popular in her party as a vegan at a BBQ, is hitting the campaign trail with Harris, speaking loud and clear about the horrors of Trump’s reign. She’s become the unexpected hero for Republicans who nodded along to the last GOP meeting while secretly envisioning a world less, well… Trumpy. Meanwhile, Harris is hanging out with Cheney because nothing says “vote for me” like awkward alliances.

While these two are painting the towns of Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin a confusing shade of purple, Trump isn’t just watching from the sidelines with a bucket of popcorn. No, he’s grumbling with the eloquence we’ve all come to expect, calling Cheney “terrible” and wishing her maybe a little less audience. He’s not buying into the happy Harris-Cheney sitcom and probably thinks this pairing is a disaster worse than what happens when you leave the stove on back in the millionaire bunker.

Cheney turned from a conservative darling into a Cheney-the-black-sheep after daring to vote for Trump’s impeachment. This isn’t just about being temporarily unpopular; she was booted from position No. 3 faster than you can say “January 6th riots.” This team-up with Harris isn’t her first betrayal of GOP loyalties. Imagine, the daughter of a former GOP vice president backing a Democratic VP. That’s like finding out your cat voted for the neighbor’s dog in a pet mayor contest.

But it’s all for the grand cause of democracy, they say. Cheney is convinced that electing Harris will show the world that Trump’s brand of cruelty isn’t the American way, while Harris is thrilled to have a prominent Republican woman backing her. It just might convince other Republican women who are juggling their conscience and party loyalty to choose Harris in the privacy of the voting booth.

This political soap opera isn’t without its drama. Harris is juggling her own identity, kindly reminding everyone that she’s got her own ideas and isn’t just an extension of the Biden club. Oh, and for a sprinkle of youth appeal, she declared love for Gen Z, possibly scoring points with the younger crowd who are still figuring out why the adults can’t just get their act together.

The plot thickens, and the stakes couldn’t be more twisted. So grab your popcorn and watch as this unlikely duo waltzes through key states, attempting political magic. It’s like watching your favorite sitcom — just with more talking points and less commercial breaks.